May 2013
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May 19th
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Today in class my English teacher explained that the word ejaculate used to mean shout. A girl in my class immediately responded, “So the Beatles song could of been ‘Twist and Ejaculate?’”
May 18th
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May 11th
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[[MORE]] Today was the worst birthday. I’ve spent the last hour in tears, I have a stress headache, my anxiety is causing my asthma to act up, and I feel like the biggest failure. I’m an adult now, I can’t hide from my problems But I don’t know how to fix it.
May 9th
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May 9th
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smalltownbigguy: in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 
May 9th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 2nd
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Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre...
whatshouldtheatrecallme: everdeen13: Reblog if you enjoy theatre. Any musical. Any straight play. If there is a single one you like, reblog.
May 2nd
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corgisandboobs: rangerkimmy: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????  ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg that is your mom Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. This is like Brave…have you been to visit any witches lately?
May 2nd
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*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2013
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Apr 30th
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Drowning in stress right now, yet I can't find the...
Apr 29th
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dealin-with-a-reaper: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. It ticks to its own rhythm
Apr 28th
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xoblainchel: bradisourking: WHO KNEW YOU COULD SEE THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN FROM WMHS IN LIMA OHIO AND THE WIRE ON A CAMERA AND LOTS OF PALM TREES
Apr 26th
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macarena-of-time: my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween
Apr 21st
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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That awkward long pause after the first line of I Will Always Love You when I can’t tell if Whitney is just being Whitney or if YouTube is buffering
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Sometimes I feel like everyone on Tumblr belongs in some sort of psychiatric ward…
Apr 15th
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postmaker: bebroom: does anyone have any good tips for getting over boys how tall are the boys?
Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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bec-the-dog-and-jade-the-human: giraffescanflytoo: kurdtkocaine: so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear??? and the next thing i know…… Do you live in a Sims game IM LAUGING SO HARD RN BECAUSE THAT IA THE MOST ACCURATE REPREAENTATIONS OF SIM S I CAN THINK OF
Apr 14th
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