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Today in class my English teacher explained that the word ejaculate used to mean shout. A girl in my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:23:44 -0400

Today in class my English teacher explained that the word ejaculate used to mean shout.

A girl in my class immediately responded, “So the Beatles song could of been ‘Twist and Ejaculate?’”

bratzenkind: bmcay: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:37:03 -0400

bmcay:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop”

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

it’s not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

ok im screaming

and-rohan-will-answer: ten0uttaten: that-kid-matt-biller: when...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:48:48 -0400

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

THEIR MOUTHS ARE OPEN. THEY ARE BREATHING UNDER WATER THE LITTLE AMPHIBIAN ALIENS

titlefightclub: iu2: Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi are you...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:52:16 -0400

titlefightclub:

iu2:

Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi

are you serious

mullingod: Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner....

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:51:07 -0400

mullingod:

Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner. [x]

even obama is done with taylor’s shit

Today was the worst birthday. I’ve spent the last hour in tears, I have a stress headache, my...

Thu, 09 May 2013 18:51:21 -0400

Today was the worst birthday. I’ve spent the last hour in tears, I have a stress headache, my anxiety is causing my asthma to act up, and I feel like the biggest failure. I’m an adult now, I can’t hide from my problems

But I don’t know how to fix it.

promisesnevertobekept: gabbygirlw17: 221cbakerstreet: insomnia...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:35:01 -0400

promisesnevertobekept:

gabbygirlw17:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”

Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.

both ways he ends up dead in the water

and doesn’t get the girl

Or an oscar.

smalltownbigguy: in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:16:08 -0400

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:54:53 -0400

Photo

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:27:44 -0400

Me: * sees book store * looks to friend shuffles towards bookstore

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:31:23 -0400

Me:* sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend:no.

Battle of Hogwarts, 02.05.1998

Thu, 02 May 2013 22:03:11 -0400

Battle of Hogwarts, 02.05.1998

xhyllemitta: Always | via Facebook on We Heart It -...

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:52:01 -0400

xhyllemitta:

Always | via Facebook on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/60269648/via/xhyllemitta

Hearted from: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=637528316263285&set=a.583586201657497.152682.488152767867508&type=1&theater

the-nerd-writer: thereisalwayshope-aragorn: Today is the 15th...

Thu, 02 May 2013 21:51:00 -0400

the-nerd-writer:

thereisalwayshope-aragorn:

Today is the 15th anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. RIP Fred Weasley, Remus John Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Lavender Brown, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and all the others. Your deaths were not in vain.

We raise our wands in memory

riningear: recreationalcannibalism: daringstars: horny-heiwaji...

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:20:33 -0400

riningear:

recreationalcannibalism:

daringstars:

horny-heiwajima:

Yup. Disney sure was racist before they added a black woman.

Because everyone knows that the only races there are in the world is black and not black.

Silly Disney.

While I love Princess and the frog, the idea that Disney hadn’t done any other racial differences is mindblowing. I mean really?

Add to that the “Ooh, mixed race couple! How inclusive!” argument.

Because Disney

Has never

Done that

The last one isn’t even the same fucking species.

I think this was the whole point of that last one.

Everyone made this fuss that yes, there were different races but the characters weren’t drawn differently. BUT THEY CLEARLY ARE. Look at the profile of Pocahontas and John Smith, their face shapes and profiles are very different.

Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre fans on tumblr.

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:16:51 -0400

whatshouldtheatrecallme:

everdeen13:

Reblog if you enjoy theatre.

Any musical.

Any straight play.

If there is a single one you like, reblog.

grindonmedrewmichaelchadwick: LOL OMG ITS SO TRUE I’M...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:15:10 -0400

grindonmedrewmichaelchadwick:

LOL OMG ITS SO TRUE I’M LAUGHINGGGG

corgisandboobs: rangerkimmy: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS...

Wed, 01 May 2013 21:10:25 -0400

corgisandboobs:

rangerkimmy:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

that is your mom

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

This is like Brave…have you been to visit any witches lately?

opens blank tab yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

Wed, 01 May 2013 21:06:46 -0400

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

221cbakerstreet: everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:30:01 -0400

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

Work In Progress

Today in class my English teacher explained that the word ejaculate used to mean shout. A girl in my...

bratzenkind: bmcay: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my...

and-rohan-will-answer: ten0uttaten: that-kid-matt-biller: when...

titlefightclub: iu2: Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi are you...

mullingod: Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner....

Today was the worst birthday. I’ve spent the last hour in tears, I have a stress headache, my...

promisesnevertobekept: gabbygirlw17: 221cbakerstreet: insomnia...

smalltownbigguy: in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i...

Photo

Photo

Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*

Battle of Hogwarts, 02.05.1998

xhyllemitta: Always | via Facebook on We Heart It -...

the-nerd-writer: thereisalwayshope-aragorn: Today is the 15th...

riningear: recreationalcannibalism: daringstars: horny-heiwaji...

Sometimes I wonder how many people are theatre fans on tumblr.

grindonmedrewmichaelchadwick: LOL OMG ITS SO TRUE I’M...

corgisandboobs: rangerkimmy: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS...

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

221cbakerstreet: everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate...

Me: * sees book store * looks to friend shuffles towards bookstore

opens blank tab yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all